RIP Marcia Wallace (November 1, 1942 - October 25, 2013)
"I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at The Simpsons, and we intend to retire her irreplacable character." - Al Jean (showrunner of The Simpsons)
RIP Mrs K.
Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results.
A lobster is smarter than me.
that’s a mantis shrimp
and it is definitely smarter than me
It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up.
Please just watch this. Fucking hilarious.
Smooth operator by The Ginge, The Geordie & The Geek.
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
WHAT A GREAT PROBLEM TO HAVE
Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
a guy on a motorcycle i’d never seen before waved at me earlier and i waved back basically just to be polite and then like six other dudes passed on bikes 10 minutes later and they all nodded or waved and i think i joined a gang you guys